Family Guy Uno

I recently picked up a deck of Family Guy Uno cards at the local Goodwill.
The first fruits of my labor:

Peter Griffin was the ugly pig

Stewie walked on me and danced a jig

Brian's ready for Naked Jam

Ride, Stewie ride upon your mystery ship
Be amazed at the friends you have here on your trip
Ride captain ride upon your mystery ship
On your way to a world that others might have missed