sunrise over purple mountains

I haven't caught a Llama since 2.0.... feel like I'm overdue.... maybe I need to go to more shows.... anybody want to sponsor my summer tour?  hee hee

Bill Graham run 2012

I found this card around my house recently.... I had meant to give it away in SF in August, but somehow it made it there and back again with me....

That run truly was 3 days of rage

set break pit stop

from boston to the gorge, and all in between, one common factor between venues is the bathroom lines one encounters at set break. Different people approach this problem in different ways: some head to the bathroom during a slower song that they don't favor, some simply don't drink any water or beer during the show and hope that the one pit stop before they sit down is enough.... some men urinate in trash barrels (please stop) or sinks (gross).... many others just deal with the lines during set break

New Year's Preview

These awesome cards were made by an awesome phan for the upcoming New Year's run. I feel like her collage style is pretty similar to the style that I use. Check em out!

Also, check out her instagram at #phishuno   

Use it to share any uno cards you might be making or receive at shows!

reader contributions

These two were sent to me by Fugges of Phantasy Tour

This was my big secret

of how i got ahead... i never had to worry, i called ghostbusters instead

sold my old piano for the rent...

in high gear...

When Jim came home he was 17

that's a hundred-nineteen to you and me

just ask the axis

it would be Jimi's 70th birthday this year, and there is much hullabaloo is western Washington happening... this is another tune i'm yet to hear from the boys, and would be very welcome at any show I attend.

New Year's preview- Golden_Gorilla

Some of @Golden_Gorilla (of phish.net)'s cards for the upcoming New Year's run:

New Year's preview- kingsley_zissou

a taste of @kingsley_zissou  (of phish.net) 's cards for the upcoming New Year's run.... unfortunately, I will not be able to make it this year, so everybody party hard and safe... I also have been informed that her card I labeled "hairy eyeball" is actually a heart...

corn in a jar

an excellent source of musical nourishment, and mind expanding madness

yeee haw!

Seventy Three Men

sailed up from the San Francisco Bay...



another awesome card by Docta Bedford... sent to me by the recipient... from Dick's 2012

the plane.... I've been

waiting for the plane on time.


Spock's Brain. Oh. Yeah.

Reader Submissions

These were sent to me by BB @oongowa of phish.net.....

Gizmo from DCU 2012

Unidentified wild blonde celebrity? he said maybe Nicole Richie? from SPAC 2012

Bodyless tits of unknown origin... I am curious about how long the porno uno has been around... I made a bunch for SPAC this past summer, but I don't remember seeing any porn uno before this year... then it was all over leg 2...

And this one by mayoegg of PT:

The best selling show

I've never seen them play "Life on Mars?" but of course, i would love to.... Love this song...

suzy's

about as

as a slot machine, pays off once in a while then she robs you clean

the tires are the things on your car

that make

with the road....

american rhombus rides

dark in the daytime

This time of year always makes me want to sleep, sleep in the daytime... for those us in the northern hemisphere, it is dark, dark in the daytime.... the weather wear i live in the Pacific Northwest tends towards dark and wet this time of year... similar to London's clime...

with a shout out to the rhombus for good measure

flocking outside

This is one I made for SF, and gave to a friend as soon as I arived at the park in front of the venue... We had just seen a really cool flock of birds flying in strange patterns around the sky, I found this card in my stack, handed it to Carlos as soon as I saw him, and he happened to be wearing his SImpsons Birds of a Feather shirt, too.... at that point I made what seemed like a pretty safe call that the boys were indeed going to play Birds of A Feather that night.... the rest of the weekend is history... If you haven't listened to the 2012 San Francisco shows, do yourself a favor.... do not pass go etc... proceed directly to listening

back to your abode

This is one made by myself or my crew for SF, or DIck's (details are slightly fuzzy).... sent in by Carlos of Portland...

more celebrity uno

The one and only Slash is definitely a VIP.... This card was given to Phan83 the first night of Dick's.... judging by the style, it looks like it could have been made by the same person as the Kardashian kard is posted a few days ago... and maybe the Brtney Spears card I got at the Gorge last year?


UPDATE: I just found out that this card was made by PhishFarmer of Phantasy Tour.... gotta give credit where credit is due